Here’s a nationwide offer brought to you by Macy’s and their Jessica Simpson line of Jeanswear – designer denim goodies: From August 8th through August 15th, if you try on any pair of Jessica Simpson jeans you’ll get a FREE ‘layer me’ tee shirt!

The offer is only good in stores – which makes a certain amount of sense, because if there’s a way to try on a pair of jeans online I haven’t heard of it yet. And what’s more, each Macy’s outlet has only been given so many of the free tee shirts, and when the supply is gone there won’t be any more!

I should probably also point out that when you try on those jeans, there’s going to be a salesperson there whose sole purpose will be to convince you to buy those pants. They’ve been specially trained, and rigorously drilled with responses to any tactic you may try to get out of there without new designer pants. They’ll hold that free tee shirt just out of your reach, and make you listen to sales pitches, flattery, and tempting bargain talk that somehow will still manage to be expensive if you’re not careful. So be strong. Be wise. Resist the pitch… unless you really like the jeans. Hey, if they make your butt look fantastic and you like the feel of ‘em, maybe don’t resist the pitch. I just didn’t want you to be surprised by it, is all.

You really do have a great-looking butt.