Kashi wants to give you free snack food! Aren't they sweet?

No. No they are not. You see, this is actually a devious trick to get you to give up delicious, unhealthy junk food in favor of their tasty snacks, and I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT, KASHI. I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to get all the junk food for yourselves, aren't you?

Well, you can't have my chocolate, cupcakes, and ice cream, Kashi. Can you believe this? They want you to trade chocolate for trail mix. Seriously? No one's going to fall for that.

Wait – what? I don't actually have to give them my chocolate? It's just a clever comparison chart, you say?

Oh. Well, that's different, then. Okay, so go ahead, check out the site, and see what Kashi suggests you try instead of your favorite junk food. And if you like what you see, just click a button, give them your information, and they'll send you free snacks! Which is pretty awesome of them, especially since they aren't trying to take my chocolate away.

Although, I still have to say, trail mix really doesn't measure up to chocolate bars, Kashi.