The good news:

Crispy waffle-cut fries, smothered with spicy, meaty chili, sour cream, onions tomatoes, jalapenos, and sour cream. Tumbleweed's Queso Fries are mouth-wateringly tempting, and all I've seen is the picture. Wow, do I want some of those. Right now. And they're free! Did I say that loud enough? FREE! Did you see the picture of those fries? Did you? Click the link, man! Follow the link above, and get your coupon for a free order of these spicy savory crispy bits of southwest-style decadence.

The bad news:

This isn't a nation-wide chain. You pretty much have to live somewhere in the Ohio River valley, or you're out of luck. Check here: http://tumbleweedrestaurants.com/locations.html to see if there's a location anywhere near you.

If there is, then please, please, please get this coupon. Get it, and go get these Qeuso Fries. Get them, and eat them, savoring every flavorful and messy mouthful on behalf of all of us who don't live there. We, the poor, deprived masses who will forever be denied the sweet, rich joys of Tumbleweed Southwest Grill. You owe it to us.