HK Anderson. We meet again.

I remember when I first encountered you. I was a young man then, and wasn’t prepared for you. It was in the break room at the office. Someone had left a bag of the Peanut Butter Nugget Pretzels there, almost in the center of the table. Close enough to the center that one might, perhaps, assume that these peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets were for everyone, but just off to the left enough to make one wonder. It was tantalizing. Should I partake? No, someone might be saving them for later.

But they’re almost in the center, the traditional free zone. I dithered, hesitating. Oh, look… the bag is open. I decided to try just a few, not enough that they’d be missed, just in case.

I ate every one.

Now HK Anderson is hosting a contest, and the three lucky winners will get a free NFL season’s worth of free snacks. I don’t even like football, and I signed up for this so fast it wasn’t even funny. Seriously, y’all, the pretzel balls, the salty stix… and oh god the peanut butter nuggets… yeah.

Here’s the deal: First, you have to ‘like’ them on Facebook. Then the entry form becomes visible under the Sweepstakes tab. It’s a short entry form, so I doubt it’ll take you long. If you’re lucky, you might win enough snacks for you and all your friends all season long.

Just… don’t leave ‘em on the break table. They’re not safe there.