This is an offer for the coolest catalog you've ever seen, mailed to your home.

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This is an offer for the WORLD’S MOST AWESOME catalog, mailed right to your home! No, seriously, folks – this catalog is freakin’ epic! How many catalogs do you get every day that will sell you a personal submarine, or a lawn chair for someone 20 feet tall?

The free Hammacher Schlemmer Catalog, besides being all kinds of fun just to say out loud, is all kinds of fun from cover to cover! You can browse for a stainless steel wallet, or a laser pen, or scuba gear or the world’s only heated hammock! These guys specialize in the unique, the bizarre, the one-of-a-kind and unusual. Do all your holiday shopping from one catalog, or just kill afternoons flipping through the catalog and daydreaming.

Holiday decorations – where else are you going to find an eight foot tall animatronic Grim Reaper? How about a machine that makes bubbles full of fog? Underwater pogo sticks?

Come on, people, this stuff is gold! I couldn’t make up an underwater pogo stick! I’m not that insane!

Getting there, yeah, but not yet. The catalog is free – the stuff inside isn’t. But even so… the catalog is worth getting just for the laughs.