Have you seen the video for Maroon 5’s ‘Misery?’ It’s kind of sweet, in a hideously violent kind of way – our lead singer sings a peppy, almost cheerful song about how miserable he is, how his heart is broken, and how he’s determined to get someone back – presumably the woman who broke his heart, and spends the entire video kicking, biting, punching, headbutting, stabbing, and shooting rocket-propelled grenades at him.

I had a girlfriend like that, once.

Good times.

The band is offering two free downloads – remixes of Misery – from the link at their website or directly from iTunes. Totally free, no strings – and no DRM. Play it in windows, on your iPod, on your Android phone, whatever. It’s yours, free and clear.

But it’s a limited time offer, so hurry!

Also, if you don’t download the songs, the supermodel from the video might show up at your house and kick you inna fork.