Cards on the table, folks. My name is MrJames, and I hate the Jonas Brothers.

I know, I know. I don’t know why I do, but I just do. Maybe it’s the squeaky-clean corporate thing – these guys are just so… so Disney Channel. Maybe it’s the formulaic music. My own taste tends to run more toward Sinatra or funky jazz. Maybe some disco now and again, for nostalgia. Huh. Maybe I’m just old.

Be that as it may, I still entered this contest.

Office Max is hosting this deal, where five grand prize winners and their three guests each will fly away to ‘rock out’ with the Jonas Brothers and see their San Francisco concert on September 18th. No real interest in seeing the show, but visiting San Fran sounds like fun!

Second Prize is a guitar autographed by the Jonas Brothers, which, if I win it, will end up on eBay so fast it’ll make the strings twang. Maybe you’re a fan, and you’ll want to keep it for yourself. That’s awesome, and I wish you luck! If I win, you’re welcome to bid on it.

Third prize winners – they don’t say how many of these there are – will get a $50 Office Max gift card.
Awwww, yeah. Now we’re talking. I love me some office supplies. No matter how many I collect, it always seems like I could use more. I swear, my home office is better stocked than my kitchen, and I used to cook professionally.

So, there it is, folks! All you need to do is submit your email address to enter the contest! Fans, non-fans, good luck to you all!