I have two cats and a dog, and I constantly need new pet toys. Particularly for my cats, since my dog, an adorable Jack Russell Terrier named Jazz, is under the mistaken impression that all the toys belong to her. It doesn't matter what kind of toys they are. If she can get at it, it's her toy. My cats, of course, think this is an epic injustice, and so I'm forced to positively litter the house with toys, just so they can snag a few for themselves.

One of their all time favorite toys is the little plastic ball with the bell inside. Something about that bell simply drives cats mad with rage. The bell must die. Oddly enough, it also drives Jazz mad with rage, particularly if the cats are the ones trying to kill the bell. Which means, of course, that little plastic balls with bells inside last roughly about five minutes around my house.

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