Introducing the 2010 Hireko Golf Equipment Catalog!

(It’d be helpful, if right now, you could imagine a fanfare of trumpets. Maybe a marching band in the background, and supermodels showcasing some of the most beautiful and amazing golf equipment known to man. Got that? Thanks, man. It really helps to set the mood.)

The new Hireko catalog features the revolutionary Dynacraft Prophet Line, and the game-improving Acer XDS Series (Not exactly sure what those are, but if you know, now would be a good time to picture a sultry swimwear model lovingly caressing them as they sit beautifully spot-lit on alabaster pedestals.).

The flat-rate shipping charge was so popular last year, Hireko is extending it all through 2010! Order a club, order twenty – the shipping charge stays the same! (Okay, still with me, folks? This one’s a little tricky – picture a cascade of fireworks, blazing across the sky, the explosions spelling out the words ‘7.95 flat rate shipping!’ Too much? Okay, okay, how about a diamond-studded blimp, with a great big jumbotron scrolling the phrase? Yeah, that is better, you’re right. Go with that.)

Download the catalog for free – they have it split into six chapters if you have a slow download speed – or fill out a short form on the site to have it shipped to you. Also free, but with the added perk of sleek, glossy, full-color pictures of the sleekest, shiniest, most technologically advanced golf equipment known to man. (Picture a team of scientists now, with clipboards and test tubes and serious expressions, nodding in approval and obviously impressed with the Hireko golf equipment positioned, shall we say, in a wind-tunnel just behind them.)

The catalog is free, either way, and even if you’re not into buying – the daydreams alone are priceless!

(Big finish: The most attractive person you can imagine is following you across the golf course, carrying your bag. He or she – we don’t judge, here – is amazed by your mastery of the game, your cool, calm determination, and the familiarity and ease with which you handle your Hireko equipment. The two of you ride off into the sunset in a customized, tricked-out golf cart, while the music swells and the Hireko logo flashes across the screen. Awesome.)