Do you live in the Seattle area, and love the Seahawks?
Okay, more to the point, do you love the Sea Gal cheerleaders?

Sure you do. Want to meet them?

The Seattle Sea Gals cheerleaders will be at select 7-11 locations in the next few weeks – in Lynwood on Sep3, Tacoma on Sep17, and in Seattle on Oct1. Come on down to see the cheerleaders for a meet-n-greet and as a bonus, you’ll get a free Oberto beef jerkey sample, and the first 100 people to show up after twelve noon will also get a free lunch from 7-11 – a Fresh Sandwich, a bag of chips, a brownie or cookie and a fountain or Slurpee beverage!

Free Slurpees and beef jerkey and NFL cheerleaders on-site.
It’s like a little slice of heaven, isn’t it?

Hmm. You know, now I stop to think about it I feel a little sorry for those poor girls. Imagine the sort of fans who are going to flock there to see them… those girls are going to be propositioned, stared at, and loomed over by guys they’d just as soon run away from. Maybe you and I should go there, just to look after these poor gals. You know, to keep the obnoxious fans from hitting on them. Hey, maybe a few would be all grateful, and we could take them to lunch after…